Cyber Erotic Show

HNT - Double Trouble

2006-03-09T12:28:00.000-07:00

To make up for our naughty behavior in not providing you with a new show, we're going to give you 2 HNT's this week. The first is from one of my very favorite women.....

LILY

Lily and Alistair are very generous with the photos at their site. It's great reading all the intimate stories they share with us and love them for being such big supporters of our show !! Thanks for the picture Lily, you're sexy and gorgeous as always.

The added bonus tonight, a new listener and new blogger......

BRAD

Brad has just begun life as a blogger and seems to be having fun with it. We love that he's not shy and was willing to jump right in and share with us. We always love hearing from new listeners !!

Go check out the HNT guru at
and when you're done doing that send us your HNT and we'll post it for all to see !!

The Next Show

2006-03-04T22:22:00.000-07:00

Hi all this is Tek, sorry for the the break in shows. After 10 weeks of wild sex talk with Grumpy and the other hosts we all need a break. We are recording a few new shows for next week and we have some new interviews coming soon. So check back. Thanks for waiting it will be well worth it.

Tekarra

HNT - How Cocky Can We Get?

2006-02-23T12:02:00.000-07:00

Okay now is it just me or is that f'ing HOT ?!?!?!?.

This delicious pic was sent to us earlier today and I just had to post it as our next HNT. The note that came with it said ..........post anonymously and tell Grumps it was inspired by her voice *blushes*
A huge Thanks to this very faithful listener. We're glad you enjoy the show this much.

Go check out the HNT guru at
and when you're done doing that send us your HNT and we'll post it for all to see !!

xxx Grumps xxx

HNT - Delicious

2006-02-15T21:41:00.000-07:00

Guess Who

xxx kisses for all

Go check out the HNT guru at
and when you're done doing that send us your HNT and we'll post it for all to see !!

Roger's Interview

2006-02-14T22:58:00.000-07:00

Yes! Yes! oh god yes!
The interview with roger is now ready for you.
click over to the site and download it.
www.members.shaw.ca/cybererotic
Tek

Show 9 Kinks

2006-02-13T22:53:00.001-07:00

Yes Show 9 is now up and ready to download. And to all you ladies I want pics after the show.

Get the show and our other shows at www.members.shaw.ca/cybererotic

and email us at cybererotic@gmail.com

Tek

*Roger's interview will be up very soon ......... Promise

Cyber Erotic Button

2006-02-10T10:00:00.000-07:00

I created an 80 by 15 Cyber Erotic Button for anyone to use when linking to the blog or the website. You can hot link the image or save it to your web space. I'm showing it against both a dark and light background.

Link to the Cyber Erotic Blog: [Replace "(" with "<" and ")" with ">"]
- (a href="http://cybererotic.blogspot.com/" target="_blank")(img src="http://horsn.com/horsn/images/ce_btn.png")(/a)

Link to the Cyber Erotic Website: [Replace "(" with "<" and ")" with ">"]
- (a href="http://www.members.shaw.ca/cybererotic/" target="_blank")(img src="http://horsn.com/horsn/images/ce_btn.png")(/a)

To save the image to another location, just right click the image and "Save As". Then replace the (img src="xxx") above with the url for your web space.

I also have a simple 'gif' image where the flames seem to move. If you'd prefer to use it, just replace the 'png' extension with the 'gif' extension.

If you have any problems, feel free to email me using horsnround@gmail.com

~ Horsn

HNT - Hammer Down

2006-02-09T11:03:00.000-07:00

mmmmmm yummy !! Our favorite Trucker sent us this HNT. If you know who it is, drop by his blog and send him some love and tell him to keep the hammer up!! lol

Thanks for the sexy pic hun. Big kisses going out to you. XXX

Go check out the HNT guru at
and when you're done doing that send us your HNT and we'll post it for all to see !!

xxx Grumps xxx

New Show Is Up

2006-02-05T14:35:00.000-07:00

The NEW SHOW is up people !! Go find out the panels opinions on porn.

Let us know what you think of the new introduction.

Tek

HNT - Got Milk?

2006-02-02T11:51:00.000-07:00

Anyone have $2.00 I can borrow ??

LMAO ....... ummm okay we didn't get much of an explaination with this pic, but it does take the mind places doesn't it?!?!

Go check out the HNT guru at
and when you're done doing that send us your HNT and we'll post it for all to see !!

xxx Grumps xxx

End of the monthly poll

2006-01-31T14:22:00.000-07:00

okay this is last call for the survey

i was going to make a cute little post for you all to read..... showing me begging, pleading with you to go do the survey........ but truth is i'm too tired. I was up all night doing my assigned homework. So, you're all going to make it easy on me and just go do it.......... right?

Good.

..........and if you don't know what my homework was, then you haven't heard the new show yet. tsk, tsk

xxx Grumps xxx

Poetry Corner with Gilman

2006-01-30T10:15:00.000-07:00

Since Valentines day is just around the corner. I thought Id share a little poem I wrote *dims lights and hits bongos* Intitled. . .

Gilman and GB's First Date....

I'll tell you a tell of to lover's so devine
The tale of how GB came to be mine
Im not a cassnova,
and we all know its true
but she is stuck to me
Like gum, on my shoe
The night we first met
No kisses would she allow
but I had to make her mine
and that ass I had to plow

So a planned a special evening
with a dinner by candle light
hoping to soon be beaming
Of the Pootietang I got that night

She knocked on the door
In a sexy black dress
but she looked at me in disgust
as my pants be came a mess *blush*

Her hair in curled tendrils
Her lips painted red
Her legs in the air
as I pictured us in bed

So we sat at the table
Ready to eat
when to my delight
She gagged on my meat!

So I quickly jumped behind her
and squeezed her breasts to save her life
Then backed away slowly
As her hand neared the knife. . .

Changing the subject
I asked her to dance
I thought it was time
For a little romance

So we swayed to the music
as I whisked her around the room
I was good because I practiced often
with the mop and the broom :)

I dipped her and twirled her
right through the bedroom door
but she was no longer smiling
when I knocked her on the floor

I pulled her close
and whispered in her ear
Im feeling kinda thirsty
wanna get me a beer?

Apparently saying such things
are actually pretty bad
because when I looked at her face
She seemed very mad

Now my next move was bold
but I know how to woo
I looked deep in her eyes and said
" Lets screw!"

This time she wasn't angry
Infact she was rather pleased
but that all changed quickly
when I told her to get on her knees

I exclaimed I was only joking
Now lets get on with the poking!

I pushed her on the bed
and she moaned loudly for me
but I knew mine was bigger
Than teks small willie

I rode her hard until she came
but was disapointed when she forgot my name
"Ohh God Ohh Bob, mmm George, Oh yes Steve!!
Do me again"
She would beg and plead

Soon it was morning
and it was time to go
"Will I ever see you again?" I asked
She smiled softly then said. . .
"NO"

I found her number on a bathroom stall
would leave her messages
but recieved no return call

I would never forget
our night of pure lust
Of how she'd scream . . someones name. .
With each hard thrust!

but Im single now
and sadly she's no longer mine
So my story ends with a query
Will YOU be my Valentine?

Sperm of the Moment

2006-01-29T00:07:00.000-07:00

Ok all show 7 is up for you to listen to. I hope everyone enjoys it.

Tek
p.s. sorry for no intro song, making a new one

Just Horsnround

2006-01-26T15:45:00.000-07:00

I took the poll, um ... no, ... I completed the poll. Well, no, I ... um ... I visited the Polling Place and checked my favorite type of porn. Yeah, that's what I did. Now you need to hop over to the Polling Place and do the same.

After you do, come back over here and check out this link. It'll make ya smile, guaranteed!

~ Horsn

HNT - Proud vs Shy

2006-01-26T10:51:00.000-07:00

Gwen has the most delicious breasts ever and is proud to show em off for you.

But our other entry is a little more shy. She sent this in with a note telling us she'd taken it moments after an intense orgasm.

Thank you to both you gorgeous women !!

Go check out the HNT guru at
and when you're done doing that send us your HNT and we'll post it for all to see !!

Tek

Spank Me

2006-01-26T10:48:00.000-07:00

I've gotten messaged by a few people asking where this weeks new poll is. Truth is...... I tried to put it up but Gwen distacted me with her sexy legs and we......... well, never mind.

I promise I'll have the new poll up in just a few ( it never does take me long to get polls up ......... do with that joke what you will )

xxx Grumps xxx

Show 6 up & Ready

2006-01-23T21:50:00.000-07:00

Sorry for the delay, on getting Show 6 ready for downloading. It is now ready for download loading at our site www.members.shaw.ca/cybererotic.

Tek

Server is Down :(

2006-01-22T16:57:00.000-07:00

AAAAARRRRRGHHHHHHHHH

so damn frustrating !!!

Sorry to all our listeners but the server is down for 24 hours. So the new show will be available tomorrow.

......... hummm since you're not busy listening to the show you all have time to type something for the contest !!!

xxx Grumps xxx

Last Night's Show

2006-01-21T12:23:00.000-07:00

Last nights show was ............ ummmmmmmmmmm *ahem....... different all right.

A show on Foreplay should not be done with 3/4 of the panel drinking and looking at ......... well never mind what we were looking at. It was show research.

That's our story and we're sticking to it!!

xxx Grumps xxx

Staff Infection

2006-01-20T18:15:00.000-07:00

Hello, Gilman here. Today we’re taking a special behind the scenes sneak peek at how decisions are made here at Cyber Erotic. This is an actual occurrence taken by security cameras placed in Tek's office. No staff members were harmed in the making of this video.... viewer discretion is advised....

Tek is sitting in his office going over ideas for the next show with Gilman when he hears a tap at the door.

The sultry Ms GB walks in, her hair in perfect curled tendrils, her lips lined in crimson, her eyes painted seductively. He felt chills quiver up his spine as her heals tap the floor, with a swish of her hips she steps in and leans a hip on his desk.

“Hello Mr. Tek , I have something”... she leans in “to tell you.” Her hands slip their way up the length of his tie and neatly straighten it and smooth it out. "I hired two new people today, one a vixen named Sun, whose going to go.... . . . in depth . . . and under cover for research for the shows. . . . . Another, a cowboy with a heart as warm as the desert sun.. . . . you wouldn't mind would you. . . ?” she asks as she strokes her fingers through his hair.

Speechless and stumbling for words he quickly nods and agrees, while Gilman’s eyes roll. She wistfully grins wide and says "Thanks " then scampers out the door .

Putting a file over his lap Tek clicks his pen frantically, “Um what did she say???”

Setting a clip board on the desk, Gilman replies " We have two new members to the staff and you just ok'd it."

Tek stops clicking his pen... "Damn she's good".

Headline the next week. . .. . . *plays bulletin music* Two New members Join the Cyber Erotic team to make sure every minute is... . . . pleasurable.

OMG !!!!

2006-01-20T17:30:00.000-07:00

HORSN THIS IS KICKIN ASS !!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE IT

GRUMPS

Testing Layout

2006-01-20T14:20:00.000-07:00

Please bare with us while we test our new layout. If you have any comments or suggestions, leave us a comment.

Nakkid News

2006-01-19T09:25:00.000-07:00

Ya, I know lame title, but if I'd have called it newsletter you wouldn't be reading this now would you? A few housekeeping items to take care of ..............

1) We're on the hunt!! Tek would like to have one more male and female on the panel. This frees him up to concentrate on the technical junk he does and makes it so Gwen isn't the only female on the panel.

2) Horsn asked about bio's of the panel ............. *gives him a kick under the table* ........... Tek's been on me about that for sometime now, but you all know how bad I am for not not doing my homework. However, just for you Horsn, I'll get them done soon as I can.
.............. hummmm wonder if I can make tek 5'2 in his Bio.......... think he'd notice???

3) Erotic Writing Contest. Yep, our first ever contest has officially started people. So pen to paper or ........well......... fingers to keyboard....... and get writing. We strongly encourage all enteries. Remember doesn't matter, long or short, thick or thin, vasaline will get it in.

........ wait ......sorry, lol.... I was thinking of something else.

Contest details are on the site !!

4) Links - As of today ( if I get my ass in gear) we're going to link the blogs of listeners to this page. So leave a comment here if you'd like your site linked. We're estimating that 40+ % of our listeners are bloggers !!

Lots of changes will be happening over the next little while, so keep an eye on the site for updates.

............ ohhhh, and oh my god people ..... mmmmmmmm wait till you hear the sexy UK accents that'll be making an appearance soon. yummy !!

xxx Grumps xxx

HNT - Party Time

2006-01-19T00:48:00.000-07:00

This HNT was sent to us by one of our party loving listeners with a note telling us how much she loved our Fantasy Show !!

Thanks for sharing hun !! We love you for it and hope you love the new shows to come. Party safe !! hehehe

Go check out the HNT guru at
and when you're done doing that send us your HNT and we'll post it for all to see !!

xxx Grumps xxx

Mini Poll

2006-01-18T19:25:00.000-07:00

By now you should all know Wednesday is New Mini Poll day. I'm headed there in just a bit to post the new one for next weeks topic on Kinks. Should be fun !!

Big Thank you to the great respose we got on the Foreplay Poll ......... who knew you were all so wild !!

xxx Grumps xxx

HNT ALL CALL

2006-01-15T14:14:00.000-07:00

Alllllrightyyy boys and girls, here's the scoop. Cyber Erotic is going HNT on ya'll. We're asking listeners to submit their HNT pics .......... and YES they can be anonymous!! So no excuses people flood our email with your HNT pics or contact one of us and we'll set you up on our yahoo and snag em that way. We already have a few very intersting photos and one boring one (submitted by me).

If you've no clue what HNT is......... sigh....... we still love you..... but go check it out.

xxx Grumps xxx

merchandise

2006-01-14T00:14:00.000-07:00

There seems to be a little bit of interest generated in whether things such as t-shirts, caps or other items will be offered for our listeners to purchase. I will tell you all this, I will be checking into availability and cost of such things and if it would be viable for the show to do it. If any of the listeners have suggestions for merchandise, please feel free to email us at the site. Any and all suggestions will be taken under consideration. Thanks for listening and hope to be able to supply our listeners with a part of the show, keep in touch for updates.

*Parker*

Masturbation

2006-01-14T00:09:00.000-07:00

Okay so we just wrapped up show #5 and as usual we were off topic, laughing, and way over time ....... in other words we had a blast !!

I was ready to murder tekarra, when 5 seconds before the show, he told me I was to read a large paragraph giving the definition of masturbation. OH MY GOD !! I stumbled over words like autoeroticism and excitation. grrrrr

However, although unplanned, my revenge was quick.

He just about swallowed his tongue and Gwen died in a fit of laughter when I asked Tek if he'd ever masturbated infront of anyone ........ hummmm makes me wonder. Tek, please don't play with panel members. hehehe

Well listeners, that's show 5, please let us know what you think.

xxx Grumps xxx

Just Finished

2006-01-14T00:07:00.000-07:00

We have just finished recording our 5 show and it looks like the editing will be awhile thanks to Grumpy. It was a great show and sorry we ran a little long but as you will hear it was worth it. The show will be ready for downloading on Sunday.

Tekarra

Do Over

2006-01-12T10:33:00.000-07:00

So, here's the scoop. I was brain dead last night and didn't do a good job on the Mini Poll. It's funny mind you ........ only because I nagged Offy into helping.

However, I forgot < this shows the full spectrum of my brain deadness .... I already had a poll complete and ready to post. Tekarra, Parker, Gwen, Gilman and the rest of the crew are at work so I get to make a managerial decision on my own. So, despite the fact that many people answered the current foreplay poll I'm going to delete it in favor of the new one. Besides it worries me that people are answering that they'll keep up foreplay until their partner's genitles become chaffed. YIKES !!

PLEASE if you already answered the poll last night take a few seconds to go back. Thanks everyone.

xxx Grumps xxx

.......... and by they way .............. ANSWER THE SURVEY TOO DAMN IT !!

Mini Poll

2006-01-11T08:56:00.000-07:00

That's right people it's time for a new poll. This week's show is about masturbation, so if you want to have your say, get your asses over to the show's site. I'm putting up the new poll on foreplay later today.................. hurry over !!

humm

While you're there, you'd best take a few minutes to do the survey too. PLEASE

xxx Grumps xxx

Two New Shows

2006-01-07T15:19:00.000-07:00

Just to let everyone know we have 2 new shows for all to hear. get them here
www.members.shaw.ca/cybererotic

Getting ready

2006-01-06T21:56:00.000-07:00

Well it is 1hr till we record the next show, Grumpy, Gilman and I have been working hard this week to get it all together. There is alot of work to put together a 20min show every week. First the research for the hosts to do. For Grumpy, Gilman and me it's the production meetings, updating the website and planning the shows. Then Friday night its the recording of the show. After we record the show I have 2hrs of editing and mixing to do on the show and posting it for all to listen. I hope everyone is liking the shows and are polls and surveys we have. Keep listening and passing the word about the show to friends around the world.

Tekarra

Panel Complete

2006-01-05T23:26:00.000-07:00

The hunt is over for our other male and female panel members *do the happy dance>

Parker has joined the team and we're thrilled!! We were so sad to see Jen leave us however we've been lucky enough to find someone to fill her spot. We know she's nervous but we also know she and Parker will do a kick ass job and have a ton of fun with us !!!

So tune in and hear our sexy new co-hosts, we know you'll love them as much as we do!

xxx Grumps xxx

Mini Poll

2006-01-04T09:05:00.000-07:00

Whoooooooooo Hoooooooo today is Wednesday and you all know what that means !!! New Mini Poll time !!!!!!!! ......... okay well of course you didn't really know that, cause you're new, but still......... it is. hehehe.

So get your sexy ass over to the site and vote quick before I get organized and put up next week's.

Why're you still here?

go

now

xxx Grumps xxx

Opening Day at the Blog

2006-01-03T12:53:00.000-07:00

Yes, as you can see we're under construction. Want to learn more about us? Then slip over and visit the web site. While you're there, do the poll, answer the survey and post yourself on the map so we can see where you're from.

Can't wait to hear from you.

xxx Grumps xxx

Cyber Erotic's HNT Posts

2006-01-01T01:00:00.000-07:00

January 19, 2006

Party Time !!

January 26, 2006

Proud
vs
Shy

February 2, 2006

Anyone have $2.00??

February 9, 2006

Our Favorite Trucker !

February 16, 2006

Guess Who

xxx kisses for all

February 23, 2006

How Cocky can we get?